Number your 12 favorite characters from any fandom and then answer the questions...

1 - Kakashi
2 - Gaara
3 - Itachi
4 - Naruto
5 - Sasuke
6 - Kiba
7 - Jiraiya
8 - Hinata
9 - Tsunade
10 - Shikamaru
11 - Temari
12 - Haku

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
KibaxTemari ...no but it would be interesting

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
pshh of course Naruto is hot he's the smex *'specially as uke xD*

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Haku got Hinata pregnant ...well...that would be...diffrent

4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine?
Yup Not a lot though.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Gaara and Kiba? No, I think Gaara would get so annoyed that he woud kill Kiba

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Sasuke + Tsunade or Sasuke + Shikamaru. well both are strange but i'd have to go with SasukexShikamaru because SasukexTsunade is even weirder

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Jiraiya walks in on Gaara and Haku having sex...well he'd write a porno about it duhh lol

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
ItachixShikamaru.....what can i say? its a crackfic

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Kakashi and Hinata....HAHAHHA....only an idiot would write that...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
"Death isn't the end" (JiraiyaxHaku)

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
mmmmm yummy....smut...and lots of it (NarutoxKakashi)

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
lol most definatly

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Temari ...well no not that i know of

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Gaara x Naruto X Sasuke, totally

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
HAHA we all know what Shikamaru would say

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Hinata...hmm well...."i talk to the rain" reminds me of her

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Kakashi x Kiba x Haku, ...yaoi zombie sex

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Shikamaru x Gaara, "....." i honestly dont know.... lol

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Sasuke? ...haha ....3 minutes ago yay smut!!

21. What is Six's super-secret kink?
Kiba's super secret kink.....maybe Akamaru is used for more...pleasurable things *hehe...eww..*

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
HAHA neither ...well...no ..nooo way (TemarixTsunade)

23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
ItachixJiraiya LOL WELL... proly Jiraiya because Itachi is so...girly looking

24. “(1)Kakashi and (7)Jiraiya are in a happy relationship until (9)Tsunade suddenly runs off with (4)Naruto. (1)Kakashi, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11)Temari and a brief unhappy affair with (12)Haku, then follows the wise advice of (5)Sasuke and finds true love with (3)Itachi."
what the hell kind of crackfic is this?!

What title would you give this fic? “crack fic to the extreme" @__@

Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

The people who wrote it would be: Me *passion*

Ideas(and server of drinks): Manda

Writer: ..me

Moral Support and dirty ideas provider: penny

random dancer in the background: itachi *yay*

Supporter: manda

25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
KibaxJiraiya. *shudder shudder*